Halloween is the perfect time for giggles, fun, and a little spooky silliness! Whether your little ones are dressing up as ghosts, pumpkins, or tiny witches, these Halloween jokes for toddlers are safe, funny, and full of candy-themed laughs. From silly puns to adorable ghostly quips, this list has over 125 jokes to keep your toddlers entertained all season long!

1. Silly Pumpkin Jokes 🎃

• Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To squash the traffic!
• What do pumpkins use to communicate? A gourd phone!
• Why was the pumpkin so funny? Because it had a smashing sense of humor!
• What do you call a pumpkin who plays music? A plumpkin!
• Why did the pumpkin sit in the sun? To get a little pumpkin-tan!
• How do pumpkins flirt? They give each other a little squash!
• What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
• Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? It didn’t have a gourd!

2. Funny Ghost Jokes 👻

• Why did the ghost go to school? To learn how to be boo-tiful!
• What room does a ghost not need? A living room!
• Why do ghosts like elevators? Because it lifts their spirits!
• What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream!
• Why was the ghost such a bad liar? Because you could see right through it!
• What game do ghosts like to play? Hide and shriek!
• How do ghosts say goodbye? “See you in the boo-ture!”
• Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!

3. Monster Jokes 🧟

• Why did the toddler take a ladder to the monster party? To reach the monster mash!
• What do you call a friendly monster? A treat-o-saurus!
• Why did the monster eat a light bulb? He wanted a light snack!
• How do monsters keep their hair in place? With scare-spray!
• What’s a monster’s favorite dessert? Goulash pudding!
• Why did the monster bring a pencil? To draw scary faces!
• What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
• How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!

4. Witchy Jokes 🧙‍♀️

• Why did the toddler avoid the witch? She was a little broomy!
• What do witches use on their hair? Scare-spray!
• Why don’t witches like the cold? They can’t handle frostbite!
• What’s a witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!
• Why did the witch go to music class? She wanted to learn to cast notes!
• What’s a witch’s favorite type of pizza? One with lots of spell-icy toppings!
• Why do witches not get along with toddlers? Too much flying around!
• What’s a witch’s favorite holiday treat? Fang-tastic candy!

5. Skeleton Jokes 💀

• Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!
• What do skeletons say before eating? Bone appetit!
• Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
• What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!
• Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm? He didn’t have a backbone!
• What instrument do skeletons play? Trom-bone!
• Why did the skeleton stay in bed? He felt bone-tired!
• How do skeletons call their friends? On the tele-bone!

6. Candy Jokes 🍬

• Why did the toddler put candy in the freezer? Because it was a sweet chill!
• What’s a mummy’s favorite candy? Screamers!
• Why did the chocolate go to school? To become a smartie!
• What do you call candy that tells jokes? Laughy-taffy!
• Why don’t toddlers share candy with ghosts? They’re afraid of the boo bites!
• What candy do ghosts eat? Booberries!
• Why did the candy get promoted? It was very sweet at work!
• What’s a candy’s favorite game? Choco-lottery!

7. Bat Jokes 🦇

• Why did the bat take a nap? Because it was bat-tired!
• What’s a bat’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na!
• Why did the toddler ride on a bat? For a flying lesson!
• What’s a bat’s favorite type of music? Fang-tastic rock!
• Why don’t bats like rain? They hate to get their wings wet!
• Where do bats keep their money? In a blood bank!
• Why did the bat join a band? To play the fang-strument!
• How do bats communicate? With e-chatter!

8. Spider Jokes 🕷️

• Why are spiders great at school? They’re always on the web!
• What is a spider’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
• Why did the spider sit on the computer? To check his website!
• How do spiders get around? On the web, of course!
• Why did the spider go to the dance? To do the web waltz!
• What do spiders use to brush their hair? Combs!
• Why did the toddler like the spider? It was spin-tastic!
• What do you call a spider that tells jokes? A web comedian!

9. Bathtub Ghosts & Funny Bath Jokes 🛁👻

• Why did the ghost take a bath? To get the boos off!
• What do ghosts use to wash their hands? Soap and spirit!
• Why did the toddler put a ghost in the bathtub? For a scary splash!
• What’s a ghost’s favorite bath toy? A rubber boo duck!
• Why did the skeleton avoid the bath? He didn’t want to lose his bones!
• What bubbles up when ghosts take a bath? Boo-bles!
• How do ghosts dry themselves? With scare towels!
• Why was the ghost splashing in the tub? For fun-spook-tacular times!

10. Funny Costume Jokes 🧛

• Why did the toddler dress as a vampire? To suck up the fun!
• What costume does a ghost wear? A sheet suit!
• Why did the skeleton wear sunglasses? Because his future was too bright!
• What did the witch say to the toddler in costume? “You look boo-tiful!”
• Why did the toddler refuse to wear a costume? He wanted to be spook-tacularly natural!
• What’s a pumpkin’s favorite costume? Jack-o-lantern chic!
• Why did the monster go shopping? To find a scary outfit!
• What costume do candy bars wear? Sweet disguises!

11. Haunted House Jokes 🏚️

• Why did the toddler go to the haunted house? To get a little boo-fun!
• What room in a haunted house is the scariest? The living room!
• Why don’t ghosts need keys? Because they pass right through doors!
• What’s a haunted house’s favorite dessert? Fang-berry pie!
• Why did the toddler run from the haunted house? Too many giggly scares!
• What do you call a friendly haunted house? Boo-tiful!
• Why do haunted houses love toddlers? They bring extra screams!
• How do ghosts clean a haunted house? With broomsticks!

12. Funny Animal Halloween Jokes 🐶🐱

• Why did the black cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
• What do you call a witch’s cat on Halloween? A purr-fect friend!
• Why did the bat visit the dog? For a fang-tastic playdate!
• How do you scare a toddler with an animal joke? Don’t! Only giggles allowed!
• What do you call a frog wearing a cape? Hoppy Halloween!
• Why did the owl go trick-or-treating? He was a real hoot!
• What’s a spider’s favorite animal? Web-footed duck!
• Why did the toddler dress their hamster as a ghost? Boo-tiful fun!

13. Light Scary Jokes 🌙

• Why did the moon go to the Halloween party? To have a ghoulish glow!
• Why don’t ghosts like the sun? It makes them disappear!
• What lights up a ghost’s night? Boo-lamps!
• Why did the toddler love moonlight? Perfect for spooky shadow play!
• What’s a vampire’s favorite light? Flashlight bites!
• Why was the lantern scared? It saw a little ghost!
• What do you call a glowing pumpkin? A jack-o-lantern!
• Why did the stars giggle? Because they saw a moon joke!

14. Short & Sweet One-Liners ✨

• What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream!
• Why do skeletons hate winter? Bone-chilling cold!
• What’s a mummy’s favorite music? Wrap songs!
• How do witches keep their hair neat? With scare-spray!
• Why did the candy cross the road? For a sweet treat!
• What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine!
• Why did the toddler love Halloween? All the boo-tiful fun!
• What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berries!

Conclusion 🕸️

These 125+ spooky Halloween jokes for toddlers are perfect for giggles, Halloween parties, or cozy storytelling at home. From silly pumpkins to friendly ghosts, your little ones will be laughing and enjoying the spookiest season of the year! 👻🎃