Halloween is the perfect time to share some spine-tingling giggles and bone-rattling laughs. Whether you’re hosting a party, going trick-or-treating, or just looking to add some fun to the season, these 140+ original Halloween jokes for kids are sure to bring joy to all ages!
🧛♂️ Vampire Jokes
- Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
Because he always wanted to work in a “draining” profession! - What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A “nectar”ine! - Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend?
She wasn’t his “type”! - What do you call a vampire who loves baseball?
A “bat” enthusiast! - Why don’t vampires ever play poker?
They can’t handle the “stakes”! - What’s a vampire’s favorite dessert?
“Blood” pudding! - Why did the vampire go to therapy?
He had “issues” with his “bites”! - What do you call a vampire who loves to dance?
A “boogie” man!
👻 Ghostly Giggles
- Why did the ghost go to the party?
He heard it was going to be “dead” fun! - What do you call a ghost’s true love?
His “boo”! - Why did the ghost get a job?
He wanted to “earn” his “spooks”! - What do you call a ghost who loves to play music?
A “boo”-gler! - Why did the ghost go to school?
To “learn” how to “haunt”! - What do you call a ghost who loves to eat?
A “gourmet” ghost! - Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little “spooky”! - What do you call a ghost who loves to read?
A “boo”-kworm!
🎃 Pumpkin Puns
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?
It didn’t have the “guts” to go inside! - What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a pirate?
A “squash”buckler! - Why did the pumpkin go to the party?
Because it was “gourd” to be there! - What do you call a pumpkin who loves to sing?
A “mel-o”-pumpkin! - Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor?
It wasn’t feeling “gourd”! - What do you call a pumpkin who loves to dance?
A “boogie”-kin! - Why did the pumpkin break up with the squash?
It found someone more “a-peel”-ing! - What do you call a pumpkin who tells jokes?
A “pun”-kin!
🧟♂️ Zombie Zingers
- Why did the zombie go to school?
He wanted to improve his “dead”ucation! - What do you call a zombie who loves to play music?
A “rock” zombie! - Why did the zombie go to the party?
He heard it was going to be “dead” fun! - What do you call a zombie who loves to eat?
A “gourmet” zombie! - Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little “undead”! - What do you call a zombie who loves to read?
A “book”ie zombie! - Why did the zombie go to the gym?
He wanted to “work” on his “dead”lift! - What do you call a zombie who loves to dance?
A “boogie” zombie!
🧙♀️ Witchy Wonders
- Why did the witch go to the party?
She heard it was going to be “spell”-binding! - What do you call a witch who loves to play music?
A “rock” witch! - Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She was feeling a little “hexed”! - What do you call a witch who loves to read?
A “book”ie witch! - Why did the witch go to the gym?
She wanted to “work” on her “broom”stick! - What do you call a witch who loves to dance?
A “boogie” witch! - Why did the witch break up with her broom?
It was “sweeping” around! - What do you call a witch who loves to cook?
A “cauldron” chef!
🕸️ Spider Smiles
- Why did the spider go to the party?
He heard it was going to be “web”-tacular! - What do you call a spider who loves to play music?
A “rock” spider! - Why did the spider go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little “web”-bed! - What do you call a spider who loves to read?
A “book”ie spider! - Why did the spider go to the gym?
He wanted to “work” on his “web”bing! - What do you call a spider who loves to dance?
A “boogie” spider! - Why did the spider break up with his web?
It was “spinning” out of control! - What do you call a spider who loves to cook?
A “web” chef!
🦇 Batty Banter
- Why did the bat go to the party?
He heard it was going to be “bat”-tacular! - What do you call a bat who loves to play music?
A “rock” bat! - Why did the bat go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little “bat”-ty! - What do you call a bat who loves to read?
A “book”ie bat! - Why did the bat go to the gym?
He wanted to “work” on his “wings”! - What do you call a bat who loves to dance?
A “boogie” bat! - Why did the bat break up with his cave?
It was “too dark” for him! - What do you call a bat who loves to cook?
A “wing” chef!
🕷️ Creepy Crawlers
- Why did the centipede go to the party?
He heard it was going to be “multi”-fun! - What do you call a centipede who loves to play music?
A “rock” centipede! - Why did the centipede go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little “multi”-tired! - What do you call a centipede who loves to read?
A “book”ie centipede! - Why did the centipede go to the gym?
He wanted to “work” on his “legs”! - What do you call a centipede who loves to dance?
A “boogie” centipede! - Why did the centipede break up with his shoes?
They were “too tight”! - What do you call a centipede who loves to cook?
A “multi”-chef!
🧛♀️ Monster Mirth
- Why did the monster go to the party?
He heard it was going to be “monster”-ous! - What do you call a monster who loves to play music?
A “rock” monster! - Why did the monster go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little “monstrous”! - What do you call a monster who loves to read?
A “book”ie monster! - Why did the monster go to the gym?
He wanted to “work” on his “muscles”! - What do you call a monster who loves to dance?
A “boogie” monster! - Why did the monster break up with his mirror?
He couldn’t “reflect” on their relationship! - What do you call a monster who loves to cook?
A “monster”-chef!
